It's your turn to be the smartest person in the room.
Just read the 168 pages of this 6 hedge fund trading strategies compilation
and you will be well on your way to knowing how to time the market, strip dividends from ETFs, scalp value from short held stocks, and make money when the markets are tanking...which should be any day now.
Strategies: (1) Hedged Income Index ETF, (2) Hedged Short Condor Index ETF Derivative Income Spreads, (3) ETF Dividend Pirating, (4) Technical Analysis Techniques for Timing the Market and Trend Trading, (5) Long/Short Margin Ration Hedge 130/30...150/50, and (6) Short/Long Derivative Hedge and Arbitrage Conversion
168 pages. Book size 8" wide by 11" high.